juridique: (négociation de plaidoyer.)
chief justice neuvillette ([personal profile] juridique) wrote in [personal profile] arcaico 2024-01-02 06:12 pm (UTC)

because he's the pizza archon

I've never had any kind of pizza, Monsieur.

[ Compared to Lady Furina, Neuvillette is far less adventurous with food and he has never even been known to have given any sincere praise to the most renowned dishes made by the finest chefs in the land. On most days, he dines with Furina and eats whatever her personal chef has prepared for them that day, but when he isn't doing that he mostly eats soup (one of the few things he knows how to cook), or raw fish he keeps in a bucket in his fridge; as a creature of the sea, he does not have the palate of a human and vastly prefers fish, cephalopods, and other marine invertebrates over the majority of dishes humans typically consume. Pizza does not look appealing to him. ]

Personally, I don't see how this ban is of benefit to anyone. It would make more sense to ban alcohol, tobacco, or Fonta—a beverage known to cause kidney problems.

[ He is not exaggerating about the kidney problems. ]

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